Something Awful

This belongs on somethingawful.com anyway...

http://www.livejournal.com/users/jwz/543178.html

Thanks Kris...

Simpsons Quiz

Homer Simpson. You represent the easiness in life.
You are the spice and fun in the group. You
don't care what happens as long as you're
having a good time. Enjoy being FUN.


What Simpsons Character Are You
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Woo Hoo!! Toads!

I was just on my way inside from switching the car seats and found three, yes...three toads! I think it was just one week ago I was telling Mary that I thought there would be no more for me until next year. That's just about as exciting as my day got. Earlier both the Browns and the Indians lost, and I was at a party where both of the Wife's crazy aunts were there. I was hoping there'd be some brawling (Although I know it's bad for the younglings to see) only because I really want to give Crazy Aunt #1 a piece of my mind. I keep going over in my head what I would say and it always comes out pretty good there. I know that I'd probably F it all up like all the other dialog that starts of in my head. Damnit! Wow, this turned out to be an actual post?! WTF?

Your Birthdate: January 5

With a birthday on the 5th of the month you are inclined to work well with people and enjoy them. You are talented and versatile, very good at presenting ideas. You may have a tendency to get itchy feet at times and need change and travel. You tend to be very progressive, imaginative and adaptable. Your mind is quick, clever and analytical. A restlessness in your nature may make you a bit impatient and easily bored with routine. You may have a tendency to shirk responsibility

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Not too sure about this one....

OK, wtf is going on with my blog? My whole profile bar is down below my posts. I republished but nothing happened. I guess I will have to fish for a new template again? BAH!!!

In other news, my little girl is 1 month old today! Time goes even faster with 2 kids...

Scooby Snacks??

http://www.newsnet5.com/irresistible/4979413/detail.html

Your Personality Profile

You are nurturing, kind, and lucky. Like mother nature, you want to help everyone. You are good at keeping secrets and tend to be secretive. A seeker of harmony, you are a natural peacemaker. You are good natured and people enjoy your company. You put people at ease and make them feel at home with you.

The World's Shortest Personality Test

Another 7-7

7 pieces of wisdom you want to pass on to your kids/the future generation.
1) Live like it's your last day
2) Finish college
3) Play an instrument
4) Play sports
5) Be patient with people
6) Show respect to other people
7) Never use credit cards...ever!

7 things you should have done today.
1) Washed my cars
2) Went on a bike ride
3) Cut the grass
4) Call my parents
5) Did ALOT of laundry
6) Cleaned the fishtank
7) Ate better

7 things you would change about your life.
1) Should have kept up with the trumpet...I guess I still can.
2) Would like to have done better in High School. I still had fun though.
3) Wish I would have visited my grandfather more before he died.
4) Probably would have started drinking a little earlier when I could afford it. :)
5) Should have stayed at YSU, but I probably wouldn't have the kids or as I know them anyway. ...and who knows what else.
6) Should have been involved with our finances right after the wedding.
7) Taken more video of the boy when he was a baby.

7 places you want to visit see before you die.
1) Italy
2) Australia
3) Japan
4) Hawaii
5) UK
6) Alaska
7) New Zealand

7 things that make you happy.
1) Feeling wanted
2) My kids
3) Music
4) Amusement Parks
5) Outdoors/Wildlife
6) Sometimes, just being completely alone...sometimes
7) Hanging out with my friends

7 things you would buy/do if you won the lottery.
1) Buy my house
2) Pay off all credit cards
3) College fund for the kids
4) Donate to the world wildlife fund
5) Buy a large plot of land somewhere
6) Go on a nice vacation
7) Donate to the humane society

7 more people you should torture with these questions.
1) I don't think I know 7 more people!
2)
3)
4)
5)
6)
7)

Seven Sevens

7 things I plan to do before I die
1) Finish my college degree
2) See Chris Cornell perform live
3) Clean my basement
4) Dig a pond
5) Get a motorcycle
6) Get into space if possible...seriously, how cool would that be?
7) Pay off ALL our credit cards

7 things I can do
1) Play the trumpet
2) Can garden fairly well, just need to keep it up
3) Give useless facts about wildlife
4) Roof a pole-barn
5) Remove computer virii
6) Make cute kids
7) Do computer graphics

7 things I cannot do
1) Say/write what's on my mind
2) Unclog my bathtub
3) Make my wife happy
4) Keep my house clean
5) Get away from this damned computer
6) Keep my cars healthy
7) Keep the danilions from growing in the front yard

7 things that attract me to the opposite sex
1) Humor
2) Intelligence
3) Being flirty
4) Long hair
5) Locking eyes
6) Sense of adventure
7) Common interests

7 things I say most often
1) Nice.
2) That's cool.
3) Oh, stop it.
4) Boo ya.
5) Do'h!
6) Am I right or Am I right?
7) Quit it.

7 celebrity crushes
1) Monica Bellucci
2) Angi Everhart
3) Ali Landry
4) Krista Allen
5) Salma Hayak
6) Kate Winslet
7) Sonia Aquino

7 people who need to do this
1) Mary
2) Glenn
3) Kris
4) Jenn
5) Matt
6)
7) Heather