STP Of My Dreams & The Chocolate Ninja

So, I had the weirdest dream last night. I was part of Stone Temple Pilots, and we were performing in a large arena of some sort. We were performing from one of the loges, and apparently they let me join the band despite not know how to play guitar. I remember singing backup vocals while fumbling with the instrument. Not to worry though, because during our intermission Uncle Jesse (John Stamos) gladly showed me how to play guitar. Sweet! I did get pissed at Scott Weiland though for making fun of the way Eddie Vedder sings "Black". Not sure what that was all about. There were lots of woman flashing us when we were performing. And I mean flashing-flashing. Their tops were on, and that's about it! WTF?!... so that was weird.

In other news, we visited Jenn at her Oliver Twist job. It was a very nice place. The crowd there was a little uppity, and it's probably a little too pricey for me to go back soon, but it that's cool. I was glad the wife was able to come out with us for a while, she needs to blow off some steam too. While we were their Brett and Shirring were talking about a chocolate handjob, and how that came up, I never really found out. Well, we got a good laugh about it when I asked what a Chocolate Ninja did. Another thing I learned that evening, is what it really means when women wear hoop earrings that are bigger than a quarter. I'm much too embarrassed to say. Let's just say my wife won't be wearing hoops anytime soon. A little later we went to BW3 and had some wings. Tim made a good suggestion with that one. It was nice going somewhere where it wasn't too busy and we could move around. All in all it was a great evening.

P.S. Someone on AOL already has the screenname "ChocolateNinja". I added it to my buddy list to see if someone actually logs in under that name...hehehe.