Longest Me-Me Ever!

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I've got a nice one on my knee from running into the end of an opened door at Josh's memorial day party. That was probably 1997.

2. NAME 7 THINGS IN YOUR ROOM:
Bed, dresser, TV that doesn't work, doggy bed that scout doesn't use, a bat, books, slippers.

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?









4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
Just about everything except rap and country.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
I think I go over this every year with my wife and my mom.

6. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FORWARD TO THE MOST IN THE NEXT 6 MONTHS?:
Summer!

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Not having to pay bills.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
The kids.

9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
Coal fired steam engines.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Only when there is a lot of people around me and I can't move.

11. IF YOU DIED TOMORROW:
That would suck. You'll miss me, right?

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?:
I had a hard time this past August, it was nobody's fault though.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
Sweaty Armpit

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Long. Color doesn't really matter too much.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
Uhhh, what?

16. DO YOU LIKE PORN?
Uhhh, what? Computer slang for that is pr0n.

17. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
I make SO many people mad, it's hard to tell. Mary maybe. I interrupted her when she was asking a question. She does that a lot to me though.

18. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
I wish. I don't know what I'm waiting for.

19. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
That was way before my memory started to work, I'm guessing. Stupid question.

20. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Probably.

21. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
I'm not very good at telling people junk like that. They'll just know.

22. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
Eight

23. WHAT IS THE LAST TEXT MSG YOU RECEIVED?
Jenn asking what we were doing one night, I replied but never heard back.

24. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
Wife, of course.

25. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Hovering. There is SO much hovering in this place.

26. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE US?
Canada doesn't count, does it?

27. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Food isn't one of them.

28. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Euclid, OH

29. FIRST JOB?
The pet store! Holy crap was that fun when all my friends worked there.

30. WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER, WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GREW UP?
Mostly a veterinarian.

31. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
"Working"

32. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I'd get sharp goat horns on the top of my head. And my teeth sharpened to points.

33.WHY DID YOU FILL THIS SURVEY OUT?
Why did you write this survey? We call them Me-Me's.

34. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
Probably about my straight teeth.

35. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Holy crap, I'd start huffing gasoline.

36. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Gasoline.

37. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
How many you got?

38. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Uncle Luke (Paternal Grandmother's brother)

39. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Just meteors.

40. IF YOU COULD PUT 5 BANDS TOGETHER TO PLAY A CONCERT, WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
Ohh, I like this question:
Soundgarden
Pearl Jam
Beatles
Rolling Stones
Arturo Sandoval and his band.

41. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
August

42. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It bad, yo.

43. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO RETIRE?
Wherever my kids are.

44. ANY BAD HABITS?
Not making eye contact when in conversation. Interrupting people, maybe?

45. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
On the shelf? You give me too much credit. I really don't have any music I'm embarrassed with.

46. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I think so.

47. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
Not that I remember.

48. DO LOOKS MATTER?
It's the truth. It's animal instinct.

49. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Sarcasm.

50. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Ma & Pa's

51. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
Too easily.

52. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Probably my Legos

53. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
61

54. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Only when I'm pissed about something...Seriously...

55. EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
A mini one once. I won the armpit farting contest that night.

56. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Their attention.

57. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
None really.

8. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Never!

59. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE STRONG POINTS?
Well it's cooking or cleaning. I use to play the trumpet relatively well. I wasn't good at sight reading. Uhhh...next.

60. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Vanilla

61. What is your shoe size?
10 1/2

62. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
Green!

63.HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
Zero!

64. WHO DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
In what way? I miss my kids whenever they're not with me.

65. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Like EVERYONE? Or everyone I know. I don't even know who reads this. Someone from India visited once, I'd like them to answer this.

66. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Foo Fighters!

67. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Banana

68. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Lance

69. IF YOU WERE GIVEN $100, WHAT WOULD YOU GO BUY?
I'd pay a bill.

71. WHO DO YOU THINK IS OVERRATED?
Me. I think people think I no more than I actually do.

72. FAVORITE DRINK?
Water

73. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
I'm too new at this drinking thing.

74. WHAT ARE YOUR NEW YEARS EVE PLANS?
Don't have any as of yet.

75. WHERE WAS YOUR LAST VACATION?
Well, I visited Vegas for a day on my way back from a business trip. It is over rated for sure. Of course I only spent one day there.

76. WHAT INSPIRES YOU?
All my friends who are smarter than me. (All of them)

77. I don't know what was here.


78. SIBLINGS?
1 older sister, 1 older brother.

79. FAVORITE MONTH?
June sounds good. So much to do in the nice weather.

80. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Never had it. I want to try some, though.

81. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
I'm trying to remember the last movie I watched completely through and I'm stumped.

82. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
I don't think there is any one particular day I look forward too.

83. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
That sounds about right. It's been a LONG time.

84. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer

85. Kiss or hugs?
Why waste time with hugs when you could be kissing?

86. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
I've never had the latter, so I wouldn't know how to compare the two.

87. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Mary will swiftly answer these.

88. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Whoever isn't reading my blog will most likely not answer these.

89. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
Ender's Game! I'm glad I'm back to reading again!

99. WHERE DO YOU WORK?



100. WHATS YOUR MAJOR?
I majored in dead end jobs.

101. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Da foosball.

102. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK WHEN YOU WAKE UP?
Son of a bitch!