Nasty
I bet you're wondering why I have a used condom here? I'm wondering why there's one on my front lawn! Nasty!
I am actually pretty motivated this evening. As soon as I got home I got all the Christmas lights down and put away in the attack, with the exception of some extension cords. I took the garbage out, and dropped of the recyclable to the bins near the school. I'm usually pretty lazy when I get home from work. Strangely enough, I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. Weird.
Anyway, I found the rubber in the front yard when I was taking the trash out. WTF is wrong with people? I mean, I even get pissed when people throw their cigarette butts out. We got kids around here for god's sake. So, the damned thing is still out there. I don't know why I didn't get a stick or something and pick it up. I will.
I found an interesting site while searching for the picture. I guess these people will sell you high resolution photographs of the condom in every stage of it's use. Well, except when being worn. Very weird. There's even photos of one being hung out to dry, like it was going to be reused or something. I'm sure someone, somewhere has tried to pull that. Gross! Alright, enough potty-blog talk for one day.
I am actually pretty motivated this evening. As soon as I got home I got all the Christmas lights down and put away in the attack, with the exception of some extension cords. I took the garbage out, and dropped of the recyclable to the bins near the school. I'm usually pretty lazy when I get home from work. Strangely enough, I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. Weird.
Anyway, I found the rubber in the front yard when I was taking the trash out. WTF is wrong with people? I mean, I even get pissed when people throw their cigarette butts out. We got kids around here for god's sake. So, the damned thing is still out there. I don't know why I didn't get a stick or something and pick it up. I will.
I found an interesting site while searching for the picture. I guess these people will sell you high resolution photographs of the condom in every stage of it's use. Well, except when being worn. Very weird. There's even photos of one being hung out to dry, like it was going to be reused or something. I'm sure someone, somewhere has tried to pull that. Gross! Alright, enough potty-blog talk for one day.
7 Comments:
At 7:58 AM, January 17, 2006,
Pepsiqueen! said…
Ha ha, that is gross.
At 10:36 AM, January 17, 2006,
Anonymous said…
Are you sure it's not yours???
At 10:55 AM, January 17, 2006,
Scratch said…
YES, I'm sure.
I don't think I've worn one since...uhh. Nevermind...TMI
At 1:06 PM, January 17, 2006,
November Rain said…
ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!
well at least someone is wearing one but still ewwwww
could some dogs pulled a neighbors trash can
i had to clean up dirty diapers fom my lawn before because of strays
At 1:26 PM, January 17, 2006,
Scratch said…
Could point. Possible it was attached to the broken garbage can lid that was in pieces all over the front yard.
At 1:49 PM, January 17, 2006,
Anonymous said…
alright...i'm at the library checking my email...and luke's blog and this condom site sparked my interest...but then i realized i was in the library....and i'm scared the librarian will catch me looking at condoms on this computer.....damn you public computer!!!!
At 1:53 PM, January 17, 2006,
Scratch said…
Hahaha, Boo YA!
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