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Monday, November 28, 2005

Pimps Of New York

Not a whole lot to report from Rochester, NY. I woke up at 4am to drive here, so I'm tired as all hell. I have a feeling I'm going to be up until midnight playing Half-Life and talking nonsense(%) with Venkman. I'm stupid like that.

After eating at Red Lobster this evening I visited the mall across the street to get a little something for the boy. I usually get him something small every trip I go on. It's probably not good that I get something for him every trip, but I do. It's usually something small and cheap, but this time it wasn't. I went into KB Toys and was browsing when "Screwball Scramble" caught my eye. This was one of those nalstagic toys I used to play with everytime we visited Uncle Frank. I guess it was just all the little moving parts and stuff the made it so fun to play with when I was little. I guess I bought this a little for me as well as the boy. I hope he likes it.

When I left the toystore, as I was walking out I saw one of those things that you see and and you say to yourself, "Damn, I wish I had a camera phone". There was this guy. He had to be at least 40 years old and white. He was a pimp. I swear to Christ, he was. he had a brown suit type thing, with a gold-velvet looking vest on, some chains, and a goddamn feather in his pimp hat! Holy hell! It cracked my shit up, to say the least.

This really doesn't look anything like him. I couldn't find much. You get alot of porn when you search for pimps...FYI

Anyway, I'm gonna get going. I'm leaving tomorrow a little earlier than I planned on, so that'll be fun to get to see my boy before he goes to bed.

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