Homecoming

So this weekend Shirring is coming home and I think it's an occasion to go out. We gotta plan something fun and cheap though. I don't know if we'll see him much after this because he is moving next month far, far away. Plus, we won't want to see him because his face will have been killed and it might start to smell. And it'll be nasty to look at. Sorry. So, what should we do? Are you still going to Erie, Shirring?

Did you know 'Shirring' is like some kind of stitching? Or "To cook (unshelled eggs) by baking until set"?