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Friday, February 03, 2006

Miscellaneous Lesbian Banter and Classes

Only the names have been changed to protect the guilty....

Me (9:34:07 AM): heather locklear is available
Wife (9:34:12 AM): WHAT?
Me (9:34:17 AM): :-D
Wife (9:34:18 AM): sorry we need a divorce then
Me (9:34:28 AM): you think they'd go for us?
Wife (9:34:33 AM): i could be a lesbian for her
Me (9:34:41 AM): excellent
Wife (9:34:48 AM): and you would?
Me (9:34:57 AM): be straight for her, yes
Wife (9:35:10 AM): i see:-D

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Ok, here's the classes I need to take to finish up my Associates:

ISYS 1510: Word Processing - MS Word
ISYS 1520: Spreadsheets - MS Excel (taking March 20th)
ISYS 1530: Database - MS Access (taking March 20th)
ISYS 2010: Systems Analysis
ISYS 2812: Visual Basic for Applications
ISYS 1400: Introduction to Oracle SQL
ISYS 2020: Supporting MS Windows
ISYS 2590: Microcomputer Case Study
MATH 1500: Intermediate Algebra
SPCH 1050: Interpersonal Communication
BUSM 2380: Training Skills and Techniques
BUSM 2200: Organizational Behavior

This is going to take forever. At least I'll stop having nightmares about school. I'd have the reoccuring one where I'm at High School, but I don't know my locker combination and I'll be in math class and be totally unprepared for anything. Hmm, that just sounded like real life then. Damnit!

10 Comments:

  • At 1:12 PM, February 03, 2006, Blogger Scratch said…

    What'chu think I'm doin?

     
  • At 5:32 PM, February 03, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Funny that you put me in your blog, when I am talking about being with a hot woman! hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    Anyhoo - you didn't mention that Bella is getting 2 teeth. Time to buy her a grill too. hahahahahahhahah

     
  • At 12:51 PM, February 04, 2006, Blogger Scratch said…

    We have some crap from a tube that we put on her gums that numb them. My poor little chipmunk.

     
  • At 2:13 PM, February 04, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I didn't know you were going back to school, Good for you! :-) It will go by fast.

     
  • At 2:29 PM, February 04, 2006, Blogger Scratch said…

    Thank, I sure hope it goes by fast. I still want to get a bachelors in something too. I'll think about that once my associates is done.

     
  • At 10:00 AM, February 06, 2006, Blogger Shirring said…

    Where are you going?

     
  • At 10:04 AM, February 06, 2006, Blogger Scratch said…

    Lakeland

     
  • At 5:29 PM, February 06, 2006, Blogger Pepsiqueen! said…

    Did I tell you that Glenn calls it Cakeland?
    Heather Locklear is v. hot for an old chic. You guys aren't her type though, no offense.
    That's not a lot of schooling left, really, like H said it will go by fast, really (doesn't it do that anyway? Life?)
    You are going to hate Interpersonal communications (bet u can't take it online either) I loved that class!!!

     
  • At 6:12 PM, February 06, 2006, Blogger Scratch said…

    Maybe she likes more than just the rockstar type, eh?

     
  • At 9:57 AM, February 26, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Uhhhh - nightmares from Lakeland! I had to take all of those classes for credit too. You should look into testing out of them (which I'm sure you could). It costs 1/2 the amount of the class, and you get credit for the class if you past the test. I'm at Lakeland M-Th evening - maybe I'll see you trapsing around campus. Do men trapes?

     

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