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Thursday, May 25, 2006

Hooterific

This evening we went to Chucke Cheese with my kids and my nephews. It was ok, although I was in no mood to deal with other people's brats. Luckily the brats stayed away from me and my kids. Anyway, there was this guy, a father of two (that I could tell) who was wearing a Hooter's shirt. The printed part of the shirt said something like, "Got Milk? Got Beer? Got Hooters?" on the front of it. On the back of it was a bunch of autographs. I couldn't read what most of them said because it was pretty faded, but one I did catch said, "Breast Wishes!" Ahh, how proud his wife and boys must be of him. Now my wife and I don't always agree on everything, but when she said I wouldn't be allowed to wear that (not that I'd ever get one), I agreed one hundred percent. If everyone in this world were normal, what a boring place it would be.


In other news, I finished turning over the garden, so I'm ready to plant! Woo hoo!

6 Comments:

  • At 7:21 AM, May 26, 2006, Blogger Scratch said…

    Haha, I forgot about that one.

    Last night's repeat was pretty good. It was the sexual harrasment one.

     
  • At 10:09 AM, May 26, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    The shirt said:
    Forget milk,
    Get Beer,
    Go to Hooters

    Plus he was a nasty guy, ick! and hooters is not appropriate at Chuck E Cheese

    Plus you forgot to mention your girlfriend on the motorcycle who had the huge jugs and they were almost falling out!!!!!!!!

     
  • At 11:06 AM, May 26, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Chucky Cheese is getting racey!

     
  • At 11:21 AM, May 26, 2006, Blogger Scratch said…

    Damn, I messed up the shirt details pretty good.

    Jugs were very snug. I didn't see anything almost fall out! She probably had a "Butter-face" anyway.

     
  • At 3:27 AM, May 28, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hmm...Hooters. As a place, I'm not sure if Hooters are good. Hooters, however, that belong to my girlfriend are VERY good. I just wanted to make that clear.

     
  • At 7:16 AM, May 30, 2006, Blogger Scratch said…

    That's usually how it works :-D. I haven't eaten there in at least 10 years and don't see myself there anytime soon.

     

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