Hooterific
This evening we went to Chucke Cheese with my kids and my nephews. It was ok, although I was in no mood to deal with other people's brats. Luckily the brats stayed away from me and my kids. Anyway, there was this guy, a father of two (that I could tell) who was wearing a Hooter's shirt. The printed part of the shirt said something like, "Got Milk? Got Beer? Got Hooters?" on the front of it. On the back of it was a bunch of autographs. I couldn't read what most of them said because it was pretty faded, but one I did catch said, "Breast Wishes!" Ahh, how proud his wife and boys must be of him. Now my wife and I don't always agree on everything, but when she said I wouldn't be allowed to wear that (not that I'd ever get one), I agreed one hundred percent. If everyone in this world were normal, what a boring place it would be.

In other news, I finished turning over the garden, so I'm ready to plant! Woo hoo!

In other news, I finished turning over the garden, so I'm ready to plant! Woo hoo!
6 Comments:
At 7:21 AM, May 26, 2006,
Scratch said…
Haha, I forgot about that one.
Last night's repeat was pretty good. It was the sexual harrasment one.
At 10:09 AM, May 26, 2006,
Anonymous said…
The shirt said:
Forget milk,
Get Beer,
Go to Hooters
Plus he was a nasty guy, ick! and hooters is not appropriate at Chuck E Cheese
Plus you forgot to mention your girlfriend on the motorcycle who had the huge jugs and they were almost falling out!!!!!!!!
At 11:06 AM, May 26, 2006,
Anonymous said…
Chucky Cheese is getting racey!
At 11:21 AM, May 26, 2006,
Scratch said…
Damn, I messed up the shirt details pretty good.
Jugs were very snug. I didn't see anything almost fall out! She probably had a "Butter-face" anyway.
At 3:27 AM, May 28, 2006,
Anonymous said…
Hmm...Hooters. As a place, I'm not sure if Hooters are good. Hooters, however, that belong to my girlfriend are VERY good. I just wanted to make that clear.
At 7:16 AM, May 30, 2006,
Scratch said…
That's usually how it works :-D. I haven't eaten there in at least 10 years and don't see myself there anytime soon.
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