Decision 2006
Colbert on the election...

"Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world - a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high!"

"Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world - a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high!"
4 Comments:
At 7:45 PM, November 11, 2006,
Pepsiqueen! said…
SWEET!
At 9:28 PM, November 13, 2006,
Anonymous said…
Well at least everybody is high.
At 1:10 PM, December 04, 2006,
Scratch said…
I've been insane busy, and when I'm home I don't feel like typing. I'll blog about my car accident for sure soon.
At 11:01 AM, December 07, 2006,
Pepsiqueen! said…
Aw come on! I don't feel cursed, really not at all. I am lucky that G is still alive. We both have a job. I am feeling very bad for Luke and his current car problems, not to mention M's ears.
He's so busy I think I've spoken to him about 2 times this week for a total of about 10 seconds.
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